Radio Isopod

Show notes:

Music: “Your Love Is” by Paul and Storm - - courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Pi is forlorn and Captain Tortuga is insensitive

S.S. Isopod updates

Lab Report: Dr. Gestalt (written and performed by Rachel Ross)

Pi is still forlorn and Captain Tortuga gets to the heart of the problem

Temporal Receiver: Alien Adverts

Everyone runs out of things to talk about

Music: “An Isopod is Cute in the Eyes of an Isopod” by Pagan Wanderer Lu from The Giant Isopod compilation.

Promos: Playing for Keeps, Movie Mantras, The Secret Lair

Credits

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This episode was written and performed by Natalie Metzger and Andy Steigleder*. The theme music is Science Nature 23 by Podcast Troubadour. Sound effects were provided by Soundsnap.com.

*Except where it’s not.

 

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Well, Pi finally finished with the repairs. As a result, Radio Isopod now has a shiny new promo. Ooooo…. shiny. Feel free, nay, obligated, to post this promo on your blog, or podcast, or blast it over ridiculously loud speakers*. So go forth, fellow travelers of the aether, and spread the news about Radio Isopod far and wide.

And remember folks, be a winner, use mad science.

That is all.

-Captain Tortuga

*Radio Isopod nor the crew of the S.S. Isopod take any responsibility for any negative repercussions resulting in broadcasting of said promo. Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of the promo. Possible side effects include dizziness, dry mouth, choking on own saliva, and/or uncontrollable urges to perform mad science. Use at your own risk.

 

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Dear S.S. Isopod Crew,

Whomever disconnected and took my right forward arm while I was recharging last night, I would appreciate it if you kindly returned it to my body. I need it. While I see the humor in said action, and in truth, said action would be something I would do for a good giggle, the timing on this little prank couldn’t be any worse. I cannot finish cleaning the previously mentioned damaged control panels without my arm. Need I remind you that if I don’t get the panel cleaned in a timely manner, the captain will be grumpy. Do you really want the captain grumpy? Remember what happened last time the captain was in a grump?

So, if the person (or machine or experiment) responsible for taking my arm could return it ASAP, I… uh… promise… yes, promise that I won’t hold a grudge… very much.

Thank you for your time,

-π

Apologies for the long wait for episode two. Let’s just say that First Officer Marauder is not allowed to eat ice cream in my office in the foreseeable future. Also of note, Pi’s singing privileges have been revoked - especially when around crew members holding liquid substances near control panels. Any crew member observing otherwise, please report the incident to me or superior officer immediately.

Episode two will be posted as soon as repairs are finished.

Thank you for your patience while Pi works on cleaning melted dairy product out of various electronic equipment.

- Captain Tortuga

Welcome one and all to the premiere of Radio Isopod. In this episode we have a close encounter with some tentacled neighbors, we receive a necromancy themed transmission, and we learn about the consequences of poking at other dimensions (well, some of us…).

Please keep all body parts contained within the submarine at all time. Thank you and enjoy the show!

~ Captain Tortuga

Show notes:

Introductions

Unexpected tentacled visitors

Music: “I Crush Everything” by Jonathan Coulton

Pi also has a crushing problem

Fiction: “Executive Privilege” written and performed by Kris Johnson *This piece was inspired by Mur Lafferty’s daily idea project, The News from Poughkeepsie*

Update from the lab - the scientists poke at other dimensions

Music: “Evil Bee” by Menomena - courtesy of the Podsafe Music Network

Pi gets all tingly

Credits

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This episode was written and performed by Natalie Metzger and Andy Steigleder. The theme music is Science Nature 23 by Podcast Troubadour. Sound effects were provided by Soundsnap.com.

*No giant squid or other dimensional creatures were harmed in the making of this podcast.

 

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