To: All
From: Captain Tortuga
Re: Irradiated Meat
It has come to my attention that some of you have been purposefully creating radioactive meat. From what my sources tell me, the government of Germany has been compensating hunters for radioactive boar meat due to an upsurge of the creatures due to left over Chernobyl radiation. Now, while I can applaud the efforts of tapping such a bountiful source of revenue for the S.S. Isopod labs, recent events have brought unwanted attention to our little operation. Namely, some individuals have decided to maximize profits under the assumption that more radioactive meat is better. While this might be a clever notion, using radioactive african elephant and radioactive blue whale meat as a substitution for boar has, as one of more sound logic would deduce, raised some red flags within the German goverment’s radioactive boar meat lost income compensation department. Needless to say, if there’s anything that a secret lab does not enjoy, it’s the attention of the German government.
Unfortunately, this means that we can no longer participate in this particular program. I will be posting a list of those individuals that had ruined the fun for everyone. I, for one, am looking forward to the revenge tacticts that will be devised in the next few days.
Sincerely,
Captain Tortuga
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