Did you know the site’s search term analyzer is fed directly through my neural network for processing? It’s true. You know what I’ve discovered? You people are strange. Therefore, I feel that it is my responsibility to set the record straight on a few items I’ve seen fly past recently. “Bile color” So, you want [...]
Dear All, I realize there is a trend revitalizing the popularity of the quaint little stringed instrument known as the ukulele. Indeed, I have been known to enjoy the dulcet tones produced by the uke from time to time. I also realize that a ship would not be a proper ship without at least one [...]
To: ALL Some of you may have noticed the disconcerting hue that the ship seems to have acquired this morning. If not, you’re probably blessed with color blindness or unconsciousness. Congratulations. For the rest of us that are forced to endure the eye stabbing fresh bile color of the ship, my condolences. I’m afraid the [...]
Dear Radio Isopod Readers, I come to you today with a note from the S.S. Isopod’s personal friend, Gamera, about the recent tragedy in Japan. Indeed, all our hearts go out to the Japanese in this time of need. Without further ado, I present Gamera. Greetings. Gamera here. The S.S. Isopod has given me permission [...]
What Pi sounds like @ Yahoo! Video It’s true. I do sound like that. Happy Pi Day everyone! Your favorite robot helper, π
Some of you may have noticed that today is indeed Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday for those allergic to French. While the S.S. Isopod is a non-denominational institution, the scientists are never one to pass up a good party. EVER. In fact, as many of you know, the scientists have even invented a religion or [...]
Greetings Gentle Travelers of the Ether, If you have visited the site recently (instead of just viewing it though the newfangled RSS technologies) you may have noticed we have some new decorations. Not only do we finally have a new logo graphic, but we also have spruced up the place with some dashing wallpaper. Indeed, [...]
First off, I wanted to remind everyone that there are still some Valentine’s day themed desserts in the mess hall. I hear the chocolate covered heart shaped shrimp dumplings are fantastic. Please note, tonight’s pelagic couples ball has been relocated to the common room as janitorial is still working on removing the lampreys currently infesting [...]
To: ALL Please note that the cyber-dolphins, despite what they may psychically tell you, are not friendly and benign. They are, in fact, evil calculating creatures of ill will bent upon enslaving the human race and using us for their nefarious tasks. You may think that they are cute. You may think that they only [...]
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