Ship morale has been, well, not bad, per say, just… a bit stale. Therefore, the Esprit de Corps Committee has initiated a ship-wide enrichment program to be administered every Friday. Side effects may include, but are not limited to, amusement, earworm infections, bouts of giggles, diarrhea, and minor brain aneurysms. Please take as directed. Participation is mandatory. The Shrimp [...]
To: All (especially the mad scientists) As many of you are aware, it is indeed “Talk Like A Pirate” Day. Seeing as the S.S. Isopod employees a fair selection of the piratical sorts, the excess pirate-themed talk is a bit… redundant. Folks seem to think this means they need to add extra “arrrrs” to their already “arrrr” saturated [...]
First off, I wanted to remind everyone that there are still some Valentine’s day themed desserts in the mess hall. I hear the chocolate covered heart shaped shrimp dumplings are fantastic. Please note, tonight’s pelagic couples ball has been relocated to the common room as janitorial is still working on removing the lampreys currently infesting [...]
To: All From: Captain Tortuga Re: Thar be cupcakes! To whomever parked the minisub in the moon-pool last, please try again. The entry hatch needs to be pointed up. In the air. Not, I repeat, NOT submerged. You have until lunchtime to remedy the situation, otherwise I will be forced to implement some experimental disciplinary [...]
