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Posts Tagged ‘mad science’
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From: Captain Tortuga
Re: Irradiated Meat
It has come to my attention that some of you have been purposefully creating radioactive meat. From what my sources tell me, the government of Germany has been compensating hunters for radioactive boar meat due to an upsurge of the creatures due to left over Chernobyl radiation. Now, while I [...]
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From: Captain Tortuga
Re: Samples
Anyone who went to the bioengineering seminar this weekend and picked up some of the free samples from the various vendor booths might want to take note that we have heard reports that some of said samples have unpredictable and unexpected reactions when exposed to sea water. For those that don’t [...]
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From: Captain Tortuga
Re: Safety Tips
To whomever took specimens D32A-5 through D33B-1 without filling out the proper “Preserved Failed Experimental Specimen Vial Checkout Form” please return them ASAP. Dr. Kippers has discovered that prolonged exposure to some of these specimens may cause irreversible death and possible flesh wounds such as limb implosion.
A reminder, Cuddles the [...]
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From: Captain Tortuga
Re: Thar be cupcakes!
To whomever parked the minisub in the moon-pool last, please try again. The entry hatch needs to be pointed up. In the air. Not, I repeat, NOT submerged. You have until lunchtime to remedy the situation, otherwise I will be forced to implement some experimental disciplinary measures.
On a lighter [...]
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From: Captain Tortuga
Re: This Week’s Events and Announcements
First off, I would like to congratulate everyone in their fine performance during last week’s unspeakable-horror-is-attacking-the-ship drill. Everyone responded to the drill in record time. Bravo! If that had been a real unspeakable horror, I am proud to say most of us would have survived.
As all of [...]
Attention S.S. Isopod Crew,
Indeed, I am completely aware of our unplanned extended study of the Chukchi Sea and the Aurora Borealis due to the S.S. Isopod freezing to the ice sheet for the last two months. You will be pleased to know that we have found the problem and managed to free the ship. [...]
Show notes:
Music: “Halloween” by The Coffinshakers (courtesy of the Music Alley)
Pi is excited.
Pi’s choice in costume upsets the Captain.
The Captain hints that Pi’s construction is somehow related to Pi’s costume.
Temporal Receiver: Darkness by Lord Byron read by Chris Miller
The ship has some octo-lanterns for the holiday.
Lab Report: Dr. Gestalt takes the mini-sub out for a [...]
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