To All, As many of you may have noticed, today happens to be a Friday. As many of you may have also noticed, today happens to be the 13th as well. While the more scientifically minded amongst you know that any negative correlation between these two occurrences are purely an unfortunate coincidence, I would just like to remind the [...]
To: All (especially the mad scientists) As many of you are aware, it is indeed “Talk Like A Pirate” Day. Seeing as the S.S. Isopod employees a fair selection of the piratical sorts, the excess pirate-themed talk is a bit… redundant. Folks seem to think this means they need to add extra “arrrrs” to their already “arrrr” saturated [...]
Dear All, Many of you have no doubt noticed the various reports about an underwater “UFO” detected by researchers off of the Scandinavian coast; a 60ft circular object at around 100 meters. Also, many of you have no doubt heard rumors that we were scheduled to install a giant anti-grav turbo super fun-time trampoline in [...]
Dear All, I realize there is a trend revitalizing the popularity of the quaint little stringed instrument known as the ukulele. Indeed, I have been known to enjoy the dulcet tones produced by the uke from time to time. I also realize that a ship would not be a proper ship without at least one [...]
To: ALL Some of you may have noticed the disconcerting hue that the ship seems to have acquired this morning. If not, you’re probably blessed with color blindness or unconsciousness. Congratulations. For the rest of us that are forced to endure the eye stabbing fresh bile color of the ship, my condolences. I’m afraid the [...]
Some of you may have noticed that today is indeed Mardi Gras, or Fat Tuesday for those allergic to French. While the S.S. Isopod is a non-denominational institution, the scientists are never one to pass up a good party. EVER. In fact, as many of you know, the scientists have even invented a religion or [...]
Greetings Gentle Travelers of the Ether, If you have visited the site recently (instead of just viewing it though the newfangled RSS technologies) you may have noticed we have some new decorations. Not only do we finally have a new logo graphic, but we also have spruced up the place with some dashing wallpaper. Indeed, [...]
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