To: All From: Captain Tortuga Re: Thar be cupcakes! To whomever parked the minisub in the moon-pool last, please try again. The entry hatch needs to be pointed up. In the air. Not, I repeat, NOT submerged. You have until lunchtime to remedy the situation, otherwise I will be forced to implement some experimental disciplinary [...]
To: All From: Captain Tortuga Re: This Week’s Events and Announcements First off, I would like to congratulate everyone in their fine performance during last week’s unspeakable-horror-is-attacking-the-ship drill. Everyone responded to the drill in record time. Bravo! If that had been a real unspeakable horror, I am proud to say most of us would have [...]
Attention S.S. Isopod Crew, Indeed, I am completely aware of our unplanned extended study of the Chukchi Sea and the Aurora Borealis due to the S.S. Isopod freezing to the ice sheet for the last two months. You will be pleased to know that we have found the problem and managed to free the ship. [...]
Show notes: Music: “Halloween” by The Coffinshakers (courtesy of the Music Alley) Pi is excited. Pi’s choice in costume upsets the Captain. The Captain hints that Pi’s construction is somehow related to Pi’s costume. Temporal Receiver: Darkness by Lord Byron read by Chris Miller The ship has some octo-lanterns for the holiday. Lab Report: Dr. [...]
Show notes: Music: “LIVE” by Paul and Storm The S.S. Isopod is short on interns Pi gets some mergoats The Captain reveals there’s something different about Pi’s construction Temporal Receiver: Geek Survival Guide #30 – Working for a Super Villain by Zach Ricks The S.S. Isopod finds a solution to its customer service requests Lab [...]
