Greetings Gentle Travelers of the Ether, If you have visited the site recently (instead of just viewing it though the newfangled RSS technologies) you may have noticed we have some new decorations. Not only do we finally have a new logo graphic, but we also have spruced up the place with some dashing wallpaper. Indeed, [...]
To: All From: Captain Tortuga Re: Safety Tips To whomever took specimens D32A-5 through D33B-1 without filling out the proper “Preserved Failed Experimental Specimen Vial Checkout Form” please return them ASAP. Dr. Kippers has discovered that prolonged exposure to some of these specimens may cause irreversible death and possible flesh wounds such as limb implosion. [...]
Just the other day I was thinking, “You know what would be handy? A knife wielding robot!” Luckily, my prayers to the awesome-things-that-are-probably-not-a-good-idea-in-retrospect gods have been answered. Behold! Such a contraption has been developed! Not sure why they spent the effort to build fail-safes into it though, it takes all the fun away, IMHO. Speaking [...]
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